in my bedroom

Someone once asked me this question. I told him in my bedroom you would find my lesbian friend bobly and sometimes her fiancee babni and a gay boy who happens to have the same adress as I have. But he was not satisfied. He wanted to know what things I had in my room. So, I had to write it down for him cuz I think it would have been too much to ask of his little head to remember.

Let's start with the table...No, I am not describing the table. It deserves a story for itself and a much better introduction than this.

Things On the Table
14 October 2:00 a.m.

1. A Transparent Blue Bottle with horizontal depressions used to store drinking water.
2. A Nokia Charger for charging old obsolete mobile phones .
3. A White Mischief vodka Bottle opener and Key Chain with one Link Key with the number 245 engraved on it.
4. A Spoon with a red handle...I don't know why its there.
5. A Fevi Stik Super Pocket Glue Stick.
6. A speaker of the 2.1 Creative Sound system attached to a port of the woofer that makes it the right speaker.
   
7. A Camlin Krafty Glue with Applicator for Clean Spreading.
8. A Link 41 6-genuine Lever Lock.
9. A Nokia 6300 Music Express Charger.
10. A Natraj Mini Cutter with the safest blade to carry around.
11. A Titan water resistant wrist watch with a stainless steel caseback.
12. An anonymous Nail Cutter.
13. The blue colored cap of a missing Luxor Pen.
14. A Transparent case for spectacles with a green base bought from trimurti optical, Bhubaneswar .
15. A Transparent case for spectacles with an orange base bought from same palce.
16. An Alpna self Adhesive Tape.
17. A Fevicol Craft Glue.
18. One of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with red, blue and yellow sides.
19. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with blue, orange and white sides.
20. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with green and yellow sides.
21. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with yellow, blue and orange sides.
22. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with green and orange sides.
23. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with white and green sides.
24. A yellow lint-free cloth used to clean spectacles.
25. A Digital Connectionz Surge, Spike Protection with six outputs.
26. A Reynolds Fusion 0.5 Refill.
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29. A blue Clothes Hangar.
30. A brown colored Leather Belt.
31. A Black Matt 1111 HB Faber Castell Pencil.
32. A Steel Key Chain with a strange mark but no keys.
33. A Dell 90-W AC Adapter with an output of 19.5V and 4.62A.
34. A White Transparent Bottle with no horizontal depressions used to store drinking water.
35. A Small White Transparent plastic jar with some kind of a brown powder in it.
36. Three Golden Buttons.
37. A Plain white sheet folded thrice.
38. A Red circular lid.
39. An Axe Denim Irresistible Fragrance Cologne Talc.
40. An expired Yellow Non Veg Mess Card.
    
41. A Central Library Gate Pass.
42. Five more Gate Passes issued by the Central Library.
43. A White Sheet of Paper with the lyrics of Stairway to Heaven written on it.
44. A BSNL Recharge Coupon with the serial number 121083963504.
45. A Journey cum Reservation Railway Ticket with ticket number 09778011 which was used to travel the distance from Bhubaneswar to khurda on 1st October, 2009.
46. A Creative SY-12160A-GS AC Adapter.
47. A 24 E12-US/CN...I don't know what it is.
48. A Small Container with Homeopathic Pellets.
49. A Moserbaer Pro 52X Recordable 80 Min 700 MB CD with a green cover and a label 'SF'.
50. A Ranbaxy Volini Gel.
51. A Sheet of Paper supposed to contain the solutions to some Tutorial 2.
    
52. An anonymous sheet of Paper with questions.
    
53. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with blue and white colors.
54. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with green, red and yellow colors.
    
55. A Nippo Gold Leak Proof Long Life Extra Heavy Duty AA battery.
56. An Orange Rubber Band
57. Another expired Yellow Non Veg Mess Card.
58. A Question Paper labeled Foundations of Computing.
59. A Spring Fest Poster folded twice and with the message 'Battery Charging!'
60. A Blue Transparent Plastic Folder containing some SF documents. I should not disclose the contents here. Ohh..they are just letters to the alumni.
61. A Black Leather bag.
62. Another expired Yellow Non Veg Mess Card.
63. A Question Paper labeled Network Theory.
64. Integrated Electronics-Analog and Digital Circuits and Systems by Jacob Millman and Christos C. Halkias.
65. A Panasonic Gold Plus Single Pack of AA Battery but with no battery.
66. An Add Gel Pen with Add Achiever Dyestuff Gel Ink.
67. A Pilot Hi-Techpoint Pen.
68. A Hindustan Times Thursday,14 August,2008 with a big picture of Michael Phelps on the first page.
69. A Small Glass Jar with cloves in it.
70. A Large White Handkerchief with blue strips.
71. A Platform Ticket for Kharagpur Junction valid for two hours starting 7:51 on 27th October 2008.
72. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with yellow and orange sides.
73. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with blue and yellow sides.
74. Another one of the broken pieces of a Rubik's cube with yellow, green and orange sides.
75. A Card labeled S.K.V.Ramacharyalu, BHEL, Elctronics Division, Mysore Road, Bangalore.
76. A dirty White Handkerchief with brown strips on it.
77. Three more SpringFest letters for Alumni.
78. Two Notices meant for some AIESEC workshop.
79. A big White Polythene bag containing a Danesita Quality Chocolate Chips Cookies jar with no cookies. :(
    
80. Meghnad Saha Hall of Residence Information Brochure 2008-09
81. A Small packet containing sugar.
    
82. A White Ploythene Cover containing another white polythene cover.
83. A White Transparent Plastic jar with white lid.
84. A Larger White Transparent Plastic jar with blue lid.
85. Another White Transparent Plastic bottle used to store drinking water.
86. A packet which can hold six Orbit White Chewing gums but containing none.
87. A Table Tennis racquet with black and red sides.
88. A dirty White Handkerchief.
89. Another dirty White Handkerchief.
90. A small cylindrical thing PADAM FSU 240V 40W CM/L8417679.
91. A dirty White Handkerchief with blue and purple strips.
92. A Rakhee with red and yellow ribbons.
93. A piece of Hard Sheet red in color and with i342MV Multimedia Headphones printed on it.
94. The Cover of an fx-991ES Natural Textbook Display Casio Scientific Calculator.
95. A Steel Spoon.
96. A framed Portrait of Goddess Saraswati.
97. An AllOut Double Power World's No. 1 Liquid Mosquito Destroyer with Extra MMR.
98. Two small Keys tied by a thread and with S.L.W engraved on them.
99. A Natraj 621 Fine Pen...Yeah,it looks like a pencil but it's a pen.
100. A White Sheet folded many times.
101. An Enter 5 port 10/100 Mbps fast Ethernet Switch.
102. A ViewSonic VA1703wb Monitor.

Well, there are things under the table, in the drawers. Besides, the large table is not the only place we keep our things. When I wrote this post, I did go on to complete the list. So, if you really want to know what 'things' you may find in my room you can either mail me or leave a comment here also mentioning the type of file you are comfortable with.